Bitches can't handle me

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This is a long one. Just so y'all know. Lots of reading, and mind-breaking ahead!


Okay, normally? I wouldn't brag about being better than some people.

Not like this, anyways.

But there are times, when I bring out the true colors of people, I feel so fucking proud, you know? And anyone who reads my shit by now knows I am proud of my cuntishness, my assholery, and my dickery.

I despise people like this, however. Thinking they're so perfect and beautiful, and tells someone who points out their flaws that they "need to seek Jesus". And yet, they act like a worse Christian than I do—and I'm not even Christian, for fuck's sake.


For instance, my sister made a status on Facebook, saying, "Girls need to realize that if your dude isnt actin right and hasnt been for a while, its time for one of yall to kick rocks. Fb aint gonna solve your relationship issues."

This dumb bitch named Alicia, though. GOD she's so fucking stupid. My sister alerts me to how much she hates this bitch's attitude, and I take a gander. Sam says she wishes someone that thinks like her would just put her in her place, because she really didn't feel like it. Who better than her sister, right?

This is the entire FB conversation, starting with Alicia's initial comment. None of it is edited, minus cutting out things like the 'likeunlike' and such you'd get from copy-pasting straight from Facebook's comment threads. I cannot apologize for how retardedly Alicia types, but I'll apologize for the brains this might break. (My sister's typing on her phone, and she's not that great at it. lol)


Now, on to our play!

Starring...

Alicia, the slug who think she's a princess! (yes, even her Facebook nickname is Princess Alicia.)

Samantha, my badass older sister!

Druston, yours truly in complete assholery.

Enjoy!



Alicia Calhoun Lee
Nope, but if facebook make's her feel better, Let it be! Aint your problem, Right? Sometimes people need to vent, and/or need an opinion. =) No one knows who is going through what, so it's not proper to judge.

Samantha Lyndsay Flores
Im not judging, im just sayin. If its a reoccuring thing over a long period of time, then obviously they arent happy. No one can change thier situation for them. I dont get why they would ask for advice or opinions repeatedly if they arent even going to listen to it.

Alicia
Cause they need to vent. It's not that they're not listening, they just might need to vent. My feed is full of it. I don't care. It's a female thing. At least they arent acting as though their life is great when it really isnt. Facebook is for people to write what they want, and if an individual doesnt like it, I feel as though in stead of complaining, delete!

(Side note, here: Alicia 'liked' her own comment. Hence why my first comment is what it is.)

Samantha
Im not complaining either. If they are so rightly entitled to vent, im rightly entitled to my opinion to said venting. It is what it is.

Druston Black
Oh, people who like their own comments. So stuck up their own asses. Makes me laugh.

Alicia
In a way, yes you are. Some people just take things to seriously. No one lives that persons life and if they feel the need to vent, then thats what they feel the need to do. I just don't like to judge a person based off of something they write because I dont live their life.

Druston
Oh Alicia, stop pretending you're better than anyone else, sweetheart.

Samantha
Again, not judging. And since it is a reoccurance, usually the same people over and over, its probably the same advice they have recieved time and time again. Like I said, is what it is.

Alicia
Druston - STFU!!!! Look at your fucking name.. You dont know ME OR WHAT you are talking about and NO ONE is talking to you. Your immature and need to log off facebook. I am sorry if you are jealous because I AM IN FACT a BEAUTY compared to you. LMAO!! Save your shit for an email to Samantha Lyndsay Flores. =)

Alicia
WOW!!!! Clicked on your name, You are W-E-I-R-D!!!!!!! Seek Jesus. That is the only thing that will save you.

Druston
A beauty, eh? Yep, stuck up bitch. Sweetheart, you're pretty fucking special, you know that? I mean seriously, the fuck does 'Look at your fucking name' mean? My name has NOTHING to do with jackshit.

I LOVE how hypocritical you are. Ragging on MY sister for "judging", and here you are, judging me. You think you're so special.

Seek Jesus yourself, cunt.

Alicia
My life isnt fb so im logging off now. TTYL Samantha Lyndsay Flores

Alicia
Immature LIKE I SAID!! State an opinion but cant handle one. Don't like it, She can delete me =) YES I am a beauty!!!! and I know it

Druston
Mmmmm, butthurt hypocritical bitches. So fucking yummy. OMNOMNOM DELICIOUS BUTTHURT.

By the way, I'm a lesbian, and I wouldn't touch you with Jupiter. Nasty face, nasty attitude, nasty soul.

Alicia
Yeah ya would! Youll fantasize about me tonight. You know it LMAO!!! Lesbians seem to love me. Got it my whole life. (SWEAR TO GOD) but I got to go faggot. Hope you find yourself!!! =) Don't got time

Druston
Honey, if you're a beauty compared to me, I MUST be ugly as sin, 'cause your face? It looks like it got bashed in by a fuckin' meteorite.

Also, I'm not a "faggot" as you state. Learn your slurs, you retarded cow! Bahahahaha

Samantha
Wow. Okay who is judging who now? Thats my sister. She doesnt have to save shit for an email to me because this is MY status and she is MY family. You of all people shouldnt talk about judgment because you are the one to do it the quickest. If YOU dont like it than feel free to delete me instead of complain!

Druston
I've said it once, I'll say it again. Mmmmm, delicious butthurt.

Nasty cunts can't stand it when someone stands up to them, can they? God, I cannot stop laughing. This is so fantastic. Night = made, dear sister.

Samantha
Shame on me for thinking that you were a decent person. Im now glad that you continuously blew me off and we didnt become close.

Alicia
I was speaking to you NOT HER! dont give a fuck who she it. and you are two faced anyhow and our mutual friends have agreed AND WARNED me about YOU so no problem here. Your mother went wrong somewhere with your sister. YOU found me on the i...nternet! I didn't look for you. Make a statement, and cant handle a comment back about it. Also, Samantha, you dont know me from adam so you cant say jack shit about me. Lose some weight, mature, get over the baby you lost at three weeks pregnant quit playing the pitty me bullshit, quit playing like your life is grand, and like you are a ride or die friend cause YOUR NOT, THEN come at me like a woman THANKS!!!!! And I blew you off because I wasnt dumb enough to allow you to get close to ME. I sensed something mentally wrong with you. I am so sorry you couldnt handle the fact that I said "Some girls need to vent and it's not that they arent listening" Just proves your immature. GROW UP!!! and take a comment!!!!

Druston
It's called a public forum, sweetie. Anything you say on here can be seen, considering she's my sister.

You're the one talking like you truly believe yourself to be a princess. Like you're perfect, judgment-free. I just proved how much of an ugly soul you truly are. At least I can admit I'm a bitch.

Also, the fact you JUST trashed Lani? Oh bitch, you best not hope I ever meet you in real life because for that? I'm sending you STRAIGHT to Hell.

Alicia
Another thing, I see why your sisters lesbian, because the bitch is fucking WEIRD and U-G-L-Y as FUCK!!!!!!!!! No man wants her. and im sure she is an out cast. Judge me ill judge your bitch ass, otherwise Ill accept you for you!! Don;t think yalls Junior high educations can contemplate my comments. Read them over and over untill you do.

Druston
Sweetheart, I get more men wanting me than you think. Being gay isn't a choice. I know you want me, but like I've already said, I wouldn't touch your nasty pus hole with Jupiter.

Also, I love how you bring up education. Did you stop in kindergarten, because your grammar is ATROCIOUS!

Alicia
SUUUUUURE!!!!!! and Do you think I care when I dont have time and am writing in between business ????? Dumbass!! Bye Hun!!

Druston
I'm not the dumbass, sweetheart.

Love that you're so butthurt, though. Really, that's what makes life beautiful. Take a bitch who think they're a Goddamned peacock, and prove how shit-ugly they truly are.

If you "don't have time", then why do you keep coming back? You hot for me, baby? Mmm, I bet you are. Silly, nasty cunt. Sorry, sweetheart, but the only tongue-lashing from me you'll be getting is verbal.

Alicia
thanks for putting your ONE cent in and making me delete your sister whom I met in like first grade over me saying, "Some girls need to vent" I am all about empowering females so excuse me... but you need help and I mean that in the best way

Druston
You're the one who needs help, Alicia. I'm proud of who I am. You're the one living like you're perfect when you aren't.

You tell me to 'seek Jesus', yet you treat other people like filth. A true Christian wouldn't do that. A true Christian wouldn't sit here and tell a still-grieving mother to "get over" the death of a child she never got the chance to hold.

I hope, for your sake, you'd never have to go through that. Maybe it'd thaw out that frigid cunt-tastic heart of yours, but all the same.

Samantha
Hmmm... Mentally unstable? Whos tryng to start shit over fb? Our "mutual friend" oh, you mean the one you called a stung out druggie? Im so very glad that you took the advice of someone I havent seen or actually talked to since idk when. I ...did know you in the past and youre absolutly right, thats where I should have kept you. My weight doesnt concern me, so I dont know why it would bother you. My daughter wasnt 3 weeks (but then again if you were a friend you would have known that, and nope im sorry I wont get over her. I was her mother. Act like my life is grand; well lets see I have an awesome husband who treats me the way im supposed to be treated, a beautiful daughter who is my miracle, a handful of amazing friends. Just because I can look at the positive side of life and dont myself when I wake up in the morning doesnt mean that I have to apologize for it or hide it. I love my life, its rough but I wouldnt trade it for the world. Im sorry that you are so upset with how your life turned out but thats not on me. For someone that claims they are so pretty, youre pretty fucking ugly on the inside.


And of course, I had to be a dick and add in...:

Druston
And the outside. Don't forget the shit-stained outside!



I made her flou-ounce~ I made her flou-ounce~ Who needs Regretsy for flouncing?! Muahahahaha...
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CarrahJM's avatar
Holy shit what a cunt.

Reading this makes me want to give her a verbal rake fucking.